41 Things I Say As A Boy Mom

Being a boy mom can bring a lot of challenges, but oh.my.goodness these kids keep me cracking up!

I love them so much and I wouldn't want it any other way! I was catching myself saying the silliest thing so I started to write them down a few months back :)(These are random, not the typical inspirational stuff that we moms say everything like, "Good job," "You're doing so great!" etc.)

Random things I've said as a boy mom:

• Don't eat my face

• Don't choke me

• Please poop!

• No waking up in the middle of the night to tell me your finger hurts or your pillow is janky anymore! You're fine!

• You can't step on people's faces

• We don't eat leaves

• Get your hands out of your pants

• Stop spitting on the carpet

• Chew your food and swallow

• You don't pick my nose

• Don't wrestle in the hall, you'll get hurt. Instead, come over in the front room where there's more space.

• We don't sleep with flashlights

• No, I don't want to smell your feet

• Stop trying to stick your hand in my mouth

• We don't draw on the walls

• Don't lick that

• We don't try to eat all the bubbles in the bath

• We don't draw on Reid's face

• I'm so sick of wiping your butt

• You don't fight mommy with your sword

• We don't climb up the bookshelf

• Poop on the potty and I'll give you a sucker

• We don't climb fences and jump into neighbors' yards

• Don't eat that

• Please don't make that a gun

• Stop eating dirt

• Quiet down, you are so loud!

• Look at mommy's eyes and listen to me

• Slow down, I can't see you!

• No killing the lady bugs!

• Don't touch my stomach

• Calm down

• Don't ever say I'm big or huge again

• Stop pulling your pants down in public

• We don't squeeze our food

• We can't go to Great Wolf every weekend

• Show me your huge muscles!

• No we can't go to the store naked

• Stay in your room until your clock turns green

• You can't hold the baby by yourself

• I love you